I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He better not be in your backpack
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Everclear isn't food dammit
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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