my sisters under your porch take her home
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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