then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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