Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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