would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
