Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
