You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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