Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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