it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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