Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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