he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Randomize
