Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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