Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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