Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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