Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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