Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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