is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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