im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let's get the cat blown out
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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