Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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