I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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