Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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