He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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