It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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