Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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