The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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