im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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