Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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