On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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