Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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