just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize