The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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