You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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