Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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