you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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