He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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