I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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