Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dick very happy bro
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
