Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
