so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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