I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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