now i know why i became what i already was.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
