you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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