oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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