Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
They have beer where we have blood.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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