Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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