we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
how drunk are you?
Several
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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