I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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