so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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