i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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