Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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